I really love the hardstatus line in .screenrc :P. Just upgraded this machine to 8.3 too, so don't mind the title. (C-a A - OpenVMS-8.3) xD
Credits for the .screenrc hardstatus line go to Han:
log off
hardstatus alwayslastline "%{-b ck} %?%-w%?%{+b}%n%f %t%{-b} %?%+w%? %= %l %D %d/%m/%Y %0c "
hardstatus on
escape ^Tt
Wallpaper is some image off flickr + GIMP + my favorite palindrome:
In girum imus nocte, ecce et consumimur igni.
We enter the circle by night and we are consumed by the fire.
(Drawn like moths to a flame).

By popular demand:

GNU Screen works just fine with that hardstatus line even on HP-UX systems. One thing I did though, was use:
env TERM=xterm-color screen
To start screen after ssh-ing in. After screen starts, you'll probably want:
TERM=vt100; export TERM
Also. You can put them in your profile. Using TERM=screen doesn't always work well.
Of course, you can just use TERM=dtterm, or even use dtterm, as done here via ssh -X to my AIX server :-).

As you can see, the AIX and HP-UX versions need a bit more work (or a fixed sized terminal in case of AIX):